2010年4月11日 星期日

大考驗

今天,真是新手老爸的大考驗......

Part 1

平日媽咪都怕爸比睡眠不足,每天都是她在深夜起床獨自照料妮妮。於是趁著假日,爸比要讓媽咪多休息,就由爸比接手當新手奶爸吧!

早上七點半,進行第一回合的餵奶工作。喝到一半,發現妮妮小號了,於是爸比趕緊抱著妮妮上樓換尿布。一打開尿布,果然有點小狀況,於是老爸細心的幫妮妮擦拭乾淨。沒想到妮妮趁著我在忙時,偷偷吐奶了.......

不過,爸比見多識廣,可不是省油的燈。我左手拉高隻腳、右手擦著吐奶,再抽個空檔擦擦額頭的汗。這時,突然,妮妮尿尿了!像花灑、像小噴泉的不明液體,開心的爆發而出.......

哦,一整片新尿布全都濕透了!而且連衣服都中獎了。我急著把吸滿水的新尿布移開,衣服拉開,再小心翼翼的擦乾淨。就在這個瞬間、就是這個光,一泡小噴泉又再度現身......

這一次,下面連尿布都沒有。換尿布台濕成一片,我也只能狼狽的喊「救命」......


Part 2

傍晚,媽咪有事外出。於是奶爸要幫妮妮先洗澡、後餵奶。妮妮很乖的洗著澡,所以老爸也很放心的用浴巾包著妮妮走出浴室。掀開浴巾,我才赫然發現.......

浴巾上有大便.......

呃,這是大便沒錯吧?而且,它還出現在浴巾上?

所以又是一陣兵荒馬亂,一陣狼狽的收拾、穿衣後,終於可以餵奶了。妮妮開心的吃著母乳,結果突然她雙眼瞪大,竟然又放了一個又濕又黏的響屁。

哦,情勢不妙!於是我又抱著妮妮上樓去換尿布,一打開尿布,真是一整個慘不忍睹!我快速的抽著濕紙巾,沒想到濕紙巾大哥也來亂,竟然抽完了最後一張濕紙巾?我慌亂的找著濕紙巾的同時,突然又看到妮妮快速的產出一份便便.......

驚嚇指數破表!

不過我還是鼓起勇氣,又把第二份便便擦拭乾淨。這時,妮妮開心的笑著,接著又冒出第三份便便......

嗚嗚嗚,好討厭的感覺啊......(學著卡通神奇寶貝的台詞)......

這一天,算是給新手老爸的大考驗嗎?

18 則留言:

  1. 媽呀~實在太好笑了!!
    真不愧是諧星老ㄙㄨ押!!!
    我是咻咻評

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  2. 是看到小噴泉感到很開心嗎?...XD
     
    快來,
    下次給你看實境秀...^_^

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  3. 哈哈
    妮妮很讚喔!
    把拔快被搞瘋了@@

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  4. 這點小事才不會把我搞瘋呢!
    (↑逞強的說法)
     
    昨天她不睡覺,
    我顧了一整晚,
    才真的有瘋了的感覺......

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